Skip to content
You love your friends. We help you piss them off.
Weaponized Friendship
You love them. That's why.
Shop
Assess a Friend
Sign in
their face, on things
Shop
Home & Comfort
Area Rugs
Up to six feet by four — big enough that the room gets arranged around it.
Threat level
Any
hostile
1 item
The Custom Area Rug
Their picture, room-sized, and under everything they own.
Area Rugs
hostile
from $53.00