Drinkware & Kitchen
Everything they'll pick up before they're awake enough to object.
10 items
- The Custom ApronWorn for the whole cookout, pointed away from the person wearing it.Apronsconcerninghostilefrom $42.00
- The Custom Cutting BoardGlass, textured, and directly underneath dinner.Cutting Boardsconcerninghostilefrom $33.00
- The Custom FlaskSix ounces, and the picture takes almost the whole front of it.Flasksconcerninghostilefrom $39.00
- The Custom Mixing GlassThe one they build the drink in, before anyone else is in the kitchen.Glasswareannoyingconcerningfrom $20.00
- The Custom MugTheir picture, on both sides of a 15-ounce mug, with a line above it and a line below. Lines optional. Blessing still required.Mugsfrom $19.00
- The Custom Oven MittsIt only comes out when the food is ready, and then both hands are up.Oven Mittsannoyingconcerningfrom $36.00
- The Custom Pet BowlOn the floor, refilled twice a day by somebody who bends down for it.Pet Bowlsannoyingconcerningfrom $39.00
- The Custom Scented CandleNine scents, one of which is Unscented.Candlesannoyingconcerningfrom $30.00
- The Custom Water BottleCold for forty-eight hours, and sized for the cup holder.Water Bottlesconcerningfrom $45.00
- The Custom Whiskey GlassSix ounces, the size every bar uses. Hand wash only, for the rest of its life.Glasswareannoyingconcerningfrom $22.00