Drinkware & Kitchen
Everything they'll pick up before they're awake enough to object.
18 items
The Custom Scented CandleNine scents, one of which is Unscented.Candlesannoyingfrom $30.00
The Custom Cutting BoardGlass, textured, and directly underneath dinner.Cutting Boardsannoyingfrom $33.00
The CharcuterieThe meats are arranged. Nobody may eat.Cutting Boardsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $46.00
The Cookout IncidentA backyard situation documented at the level it earned.Apronsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $42.00
The CountertopOne appliance. Every recipe.Oven Mittsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $36.00
The Custom ApronWorn for the whole cookout, pointed away from the person wearing it.Apronsannoyingfrom $42.00
The Custom FlaskSix ounces, and the picture takes almost the whole front of it.Flasksannoyingfrom $39.00
The Custom Mixing GlassThe one they build the drink in, before anyone else is in the kitchen.Glasswareannoyingfrom $20.00
The Custom MugTheir picture, on both sides of a 15-ounce mug, before they are awake enough to object. Blessing still required.Mugsannoyingfrom $19.00
The Custom Oven MittsIt only comes out when the food is ready, and then both hands are up.Oven Mittsannoyingfrom $36.00
The Custom Pet BowlOn the floor, refilled twice a day by somebody who bends down for it.Pet Bowlsannoyingfrom $39.00
The Custom Water BottleCold for forty-eight hours, and sized for the cup holder.Water Bottlesannoyingfrom $45.00
The Custom Whiskey GlassSix ounces, the size every bar uses. Hand wash only, for the rest of its life.Glasswareannoyingfrom $22.00
The Detailing RecordThe finish has a maintenance log. Driving is pending.Apronsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $42.00
The Feeding ScheduleThe jar eats first. Everyone has accepted this.Apronsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $42.00
The Kitchen DisasterTheir worst night in the kitchen, worn in the kitchen.Apronsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $42.00
The Pitmaster of CeremoniesThe vows are complete. The side dishes are awaiting scores.Apronsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $42.00
The ShortlistAnywhere is fine. None of those places.Cutting Boardsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $46.00