Wearables
Printed, worn in public, and explained to strangers. Repeatedly.
12 items
- The Custom CrewneckEight sizes of the sweatshirt that never quite comes back.Sweatshirtsannoyingconcerningfrom $40.00
- The Custom Dad CapUnstructured cotton, four colors, and a year from now it is just their hat.Hatsannoyingconcerningfrom $35.00
- The Custom Fanny PackAt the waist, facing out, opened every time they need a key.Fanny Packsannoyingconcerningfrom $44.00
- The Custom HoodieEight sizes of the thing they put on when they're done being seen.Sweatshirtsconcerninghostilefrom $48.00
- The Custom Letterman JacketBetween the shoulder blades, on the most expensive thing here anybody can wear.Jacketsconcerninghostilefrom $102.00
- The Custom NecktiePrinted the whole way down, for the two hours they cannot take it off.Necktiesconcerninghostilefrom $27.00
- The Custom Skater SkirtSix sizes, on the one garment here that changes shape while they wear it.Skirtsconcerningfrom $56.00
- The Custom T-ShirtTheir face across the whole chest, in the size they actually wear.T-Shirtsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $28.00
- The Custom Tank TopPrinted on the front of the least amount of shirt there is.Tank Topsconcerninghostilefrom $27.00
- The Custom Tote BagBlack canvas, one size, and the only surface here that stays still long enough to read.Tote Bagsannoyingconcerningfrom $21.00
- The Custom Trucker CapAbove the visor, on the hat that goes on without a mirror.Hatsannoyingconcerningfrom $29.00
- The Custom Women's Baby TeeThe shirt they'll put on when they want the day to go well.T-Shirtsannoyingconcerningfrom $35.00