Annoying
He Brought a Guitar
He brought a guitar nobody asked for. Now there's a policy, and he voted for it.
Incident Reports
Concerning
The Fantasy League Trophy
He finished last and wouldn't stop talking. The league put it in brass.
Annoying
The Mispronunciation
She ordered an "expresso." It earned her a twelve-month remediation program.
Annoying
The Book That Never Came Back
He never gave the book back. So it got its own library, with overdue notices.
Concerning
The Group Trip Spreadsheet
She sent an eleven-tab trip spreadsheet. It got audited, and the audit lives inside it now.
Annoying
The Office Chili Incident
A coworker called his chili win "my title" for eleven months. A reader handled it.