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Personalized poster

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Your friend, on the toilet, at gallery scale. Face optional. Blessing required.

From $24.00

The poster, hanging blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male poster proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected poster: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the poster needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the poster scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how mad you want them — Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Add their face, with their photo and your conscience. We print it, frame it if you pay for that, and ship it.

A poster of your friend on the toilet. Pick their tier — Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile — and, with their photo and their blessing, their actual face. Printed at 12×18, 20×30, or 24×36. If you mean it, the framed canvas is the same portrait, upgraded.

  • Printed format: Posters.
  • 3 size choices, with an optional framed format.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.

Product Reviews

5.0★ average · 1 review

  • ★★★★★Verified order

    After the initial shock of opening and the seizures subsided, I was taken back be the quality of the piece. It is a work worthy of true malice and flawless contempt. To whoever sent this, I hope you die being crushed very slowly by a steamroller that is also on fire.

    James